Blog of An ALT: Funny

hey all,

I ran across this earlier today, and had a good chuckle.

Cheers,

Quotes

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
~ R.A. Heinlein

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
~ Hunter S. Thompson

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
~ Full Metal Alchemist

You met me at a very strange time in my life.
~ Narrator, Fight Club

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Monday, February 13, 2012

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